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The Eye Test
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The Eye Test

Boots told journalists AI had transformed it. It couldn't answer a WhatsApp. The AI isn't broken — it's just pointed at your wallet, not your eyes.

Were They On A Break?
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Were They On A Break?

The Ross-and-Rachel 'break' debate isn't about a 1997 sitcom. It's a Rorschach test for the model of love someone carries — and whether they know it.

How to Walk in the Rain
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How to Walk in the Rain

The cure for misdirected outrage isn't a better villain. It's a muscle: the small, awkward, unrewarded thing done in the one room where you have standing.

The Manor Never Closed
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The Manor Never Closed

Britain runs a 1912 social contract on 2026 hardware. The cracks aren't bugs — they're the architecture. A view from inside the engine room.

Those People
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Those People

Contempt for a category feels like a moral stand. It's actually the most comfortable seat in the room — the target is built so it can never answer back.

The Villain at the End of Your Road
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The Villain at the End of Your Road

The housing crisis doesn't have villains — it has beneficiaries: ordinary homeowners defending a view and a pension, one polite objection letter at a time.

Warmer Than Margate
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Warmer Than Margate

The British professional class has more capital and freedom than any second son of empire — and spends it arguing on Facebook. There's another option.

The Climate Elon Trap
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The Climate Elon Trap

Rage at the private jet isn't the start of climate action — it's the substitute. Private jets are a rounding error. The lever is the norm on your own street.

The Polish Influencer Who Doesn't Exist
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The Polish Influencer Who Doesn't Exist

An AI-generated Polish influencer runs a scam funnel on pure outrage. My instinct was to blame Instagram. That instinct turned out to be the actual problem.

The Great Over-Correction
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The Great Over-Correction

Youth suicide rates have erased 30 years of progress. We thought mental health awareness would save them. The data suggests it might be part of the problem.

We Should Let AI Run the Government
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We Should Let AI Run the Government

The case for algorithmic governance isn't as absurd as it sounds. Politicians hallucinate too—we just call it policy.